I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that sucker before they become extinct…

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.

The seats were of particular interest.  He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democrat car,  the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership.

“They like me. They really, really like me!”

In the blogging world, you don’t always know who your readers are. Sometimes the readers are kind enough to drop you some “comment luv”…other times, they are just a statistic. I use a networking system called Entrecard. It’s a great way to blog hop through the net and meet the funniest people. There are so many creative writers. It’s really nice to have someone pop by and acknowledge what you do. I post lots of jokes and other snarky crap. The world is so serious and we all need a full belly laugh once in a while.

Angela stopped by to shower me with the “Adorable Blog” award. She seems to like my snarkiness! Silly lady.

If you read blogs…be sure to leave a comment, even if it’s just to say hello!