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5 Rules For Life

Author: Lori Category: Humor

Tuesday
Feb 2, 2010

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

1.  It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2.  It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3.  It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4.  It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5.  It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Signed,

Tiger Woods



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Kelly

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:11 pm

OMG that is the funniest thing i have read in a long time!

My Momma Drama

February 3rd, 2010 at 4:51 pm

Ha! I’m sending that one to my husband – he’d get a laugh out of that one!

Petula

February 12th, 2010 at 10:33 am

That’s hilarious!

1stopmom

February 12th, 2010 at 5:32 pm

Ok, this is sooo funny. I did not expect it, lol

Jen

February 12th, 2010 at 11:12 pm

I was getting mad while reading it and then I got to the end, good one!

Petula

February 23rd, 2010 at 10:45 pm

Wow… LOL!

staciesmadness

March 15th, 2010 at 3:56 pm

*giggle*

Whiney Momma

April 19th, 2010 at 8:04 pm

Hahaha!! I heard this awhile ago but it still makes me laugh.


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