The Milk Bath
Thursday
Aug 6, 2009
The Milk Bath & The Blonde
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,’I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?’
The blonde said, ‘No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk. And take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.’
The milkman asked, ‘Do you want it pasteurized?’
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS…. )
The blonde said, ‘No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes.’ 
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LaShan
August 7th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Thanks for the laugh!
A Lil Enchanted,
~LaShan~
Tina T
August 9th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I’m just glad I wasn’t drinking while I read this so I didn’t spit all over my laptop. Too funny, can’t wait to share this one. You’ve been a blogging machine while I’ve been away on vacation, so I’m starting here and reading forward. Looking forward to more laughs.
Tom M.
January 17th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Funny enough to blow ice cream out of my nose…